Flash Fiction Friday Challenge for 04-06-2012

Y’all ready to write? Let’s do another FFF challenge.

 

under table shot of a woman in fishnet stockings stroking the cock from the unzipped fly of the man next to her

 

For the Flash Fiction Friday challenge for April 6, please use the image above and the phrase: “…too many….” The required word count is 255 or less, excluding the title.

I am guest hosting Flash Fiction Friday again this week as the usual host, Panserbjørne, author of Insatiabear: A Panserbjørne’s Musings is otherwise occupied.

As is our custom, nobody’s checking word counts, or the key phrase, but its great fun to see how the different writers respond to the constraints in their creations.

My FFF will go up by 1:00 AM Pacific time on Friday morning, April 6. That post will include the Linky Widget in which all the authors can post links to their entries. Everyone is welcome!

If you are participating this week (and the more the merrier — tell all your friends), simply stop by any time after that and leave your link in that widget in the body at the bottom of the post. Then everybody will know you’re playing along and they’ll come read your erotic words, and often leave nice comments and constructive thoughts on your entry.

Here’s a button for you if you want to include that in your post. Use it to link back here, if you like, or use the link to the Flash Fiction Friday FAQ, below, if you’d rather do that. Please do provide a link back to either this challenge post, or to my main blog page. We want everybody to enjoy this, and be able to find the other author-players.

So, check back here on Friday for all the flashers.

Sunday Funnies – April 1

Let’s see what’s funny this Sunday morning, maybe with iced coffee – its getting warmer!

First, what can you get for the special someone who’s already got everything?

Why a Cock Chandelier of course! Who knew? (1:17),

 

Priapus Chandelier, by Swallow&Bone.

They… create contemporary products that add sensual ambience to your world in an attempt to illuminate and celebrate the erotic, and to challenge everyday perceptions of the public display of eroticism. Following the principle that through the quality of careful, skilled design and craftsmanship, Swallow&Bone challenge prejudices and tackle boundaries between what is regarded as acceptable or unacceptable.
The company itself consists of father and daughter team, combining a diversity of skills and experience where engineering, photography, sculpture and fine art, meets graphics, textiles and fashion to produce dynamic and unique products. These combined skills along with a shared interest in changing and questioning attitudes, leads to a rare working relationship.

 

Next, speaking of swallow that bone(er), you gotta stand back when you pull out a big boy’s toy,

gif of cock pulled out from pants slaps girl in face

 

But if he doesn’t treat you right, you just play whack a mole instead of swallow the bone,

gif of girl slapping a cock and it bouncing back at her

Owwwww!

 

Next, some behavior tips,

guide to proper behavior

 

and an infographic to aid in deciphering modern behavior patterns,

infographic showing the differences between male and female behavior for going out at night

 

This is a short compilation clip of funny commercials from foreign climes (2:43),

 

 

That’s it for this time, thanks for dropping by,

brunette smiling at the camera after taking a messy cumshot on her chin and chest

Cum again soon!

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